kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

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bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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if this isn’t your favourite video you’re doing it wrong

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I see absolutely no difference x/x

I see absolutely no difference x/x

I see absolutely no difference x/x

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monorue:

no worries friend
rotate
seal rotate
no worries when rotate

monorue:

no worries friend

rotate

seal rotate

no worries when rotate

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burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE"

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE